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Here are some signs found outside churches:

  • "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"
  • "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."
  • "God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."
  • "Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"
  • "Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily."
  • "How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?"
  • "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"
  • "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low... But the retirement benefits are out of this world."
  • "It is unlikely therell be a reduction in the wages of sin."
  • "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
  • "If youre headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
  • "This is a ch__ch. What is missing?" _____(UR)
  • "If you cant sleep, dont count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."


 This information has been reprinted from Holy Cross' Sunday Bulletins
Holy Cross Catholic Church - Batavia, IL -- Page Last Updated 03 Apr 2007